ROCKY LOOOVES EMILY!
3 Ninjas and Home Alone taught children of my time a valuable lesson “If someone breaks into your house to kidnap or rob you, don’t call the police or try to get away FIGHT THEM!”
Everybody had their favorite 3Ninja out of the 3 little boys who’s Grandpa was name “Mori Tanaka” but didn’t look one stroke of Japanese. Rocky, the hunky, girl crazy preteen dream. Colt the middle child with a chip on his shoulder, or Tum-Tum “I won’t eat dog poop!”
Fourth grade girls straight peed their pants over these boys. We wanted to hug them when they made sad faces when their grandpa got his ass handed to them by a Steven Segal knock off, but ultimately made us believe bad guys never win and The FBI would always show up when things got a little to heavy.
We didn’t care that 70 pounds of angry little boy couldn’t possibly take on 7 grown ninjas at a time. We just LOVED them.
(*Editorial comment, I liked them but actually had it bad for the asian kidnapper with the bitchen Metallica shirt and holy rock ‘n roll jeans)
3 Ninjas grow up. It’s hard to believe when I can push them into my VCR and watch them do the Chon-ji pattern while they eat licorice any time I want, but they HAVE.
Rocky, AKA Michael Treanor. 
Lives in Boston, working on a masters degree in some undisclosed are of study. Lives in Boston, doesn’t act and F’N HATES it when someone asks if he was that kid from 3 Ninjas.
I looked at the myspace IMDB stalkers have once again, dug up. He looks like the kind of dude who still goes to Keggers and has a girlfriend who can’t spell but has really shiny hair.
I would bet his favorite movie is Old School and he listens to a lot of Jack Johnson.
Colt, AKA Max Elliott Slade
The bitchiest little ninja. I had high hopes for him. I decided he was cool just based on a name like Max Elliott Slade alone.
Well our little Maxy is one of those child stars whose comeback hasn’t really ever come to any semblence of fruition but dog gone it, he’s gonna keep trying!
He’s in a band. Yep, in a band. Called HADEN no less.
I have to give it up for our Colt though, he’s a real life brown belt in martial arts.
And in the grand scheme of Tum-Tum being a little bastard ninja who F’s up everyody’s day with his shenanigans, ALL OF HIS PHOTOS REQUIRE PERMISSION FOR USE. Yeah, I understand all of the photos I have jacked off of the internet require permission but this guy went to great legnths to make sure your computer blows up with all of these little warnings which make his new photos rip-off proof.
If you want to see Tum-Tum or Mr. Chad Power, you’ll have to click this link.
