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Still Life with Karate

This is my life, isn't it?
Fri Aug 29

More fun than a tumblr blog.

I’m probably the last person in America to hear about yearbookyourself but I LOVE IT!

This is one of my better yearbook photos of my career as a stmeudent: 

Not a joke, not some random kid on the internet, this is me in 1995.

This site not only gives you something to chortle about, but also affords you the possibility of rewriting your own history of Too-Cool-For-School! (just crop off the watermark, get a gluestick and VOILA! Nobody will see that Fastball T-shirt and your tipped hair from 1996.) 

Instead of the tubby, brace faces and bad haircuts, I’m telling everyone this very classy Angelaofmysocalledlife-esque smokin’ hot babe from the mid 90’s.

angela

When I mail my love letters to the surviving members of Thin Lizzy, I’ll look like this: tl

This is also a great sight for people who are into inventing their own family history for reasons of disowning, deep pathology or in the witness protection program.

The power to make your own Grandma is in your hands…gramma

…or you know…be your own Grandma, if you’re into that.

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