Cuz I’ve got dreeeaaammms!
I keep a dream-journal because sometimes my subconcious produces such a wild feed of straight up lunatic stuff that I have to keep track and record for whatever creative manifestations I can apply them to.
So I’ve had this problem for the past month…
THREE times THREE times THREE times, this month I have dreamt that I’m pregnant and calling up the unseen “father” to say “Hey, I’m pregnant, it’s your baby and you’ll never see it! BWHAHAHAHA!”
Of course, there is a myriad of reasons why this is messing with me.
The most obvious being the preggo factor itself, but even further confusing is my compulsion to call up this guy and vehemently ruin his day.
What the hell is wrong with me?
I found this dream dictionary online, they have pregnancy, they have unkindness but nothing about an amalgamation of the two…
I didn’t find any real answers, but I did find an entertaining group for kindred spirits in the misguided-subconcious category.
I Have Weird Dreams Anonymous.
Until then, just enjoy this video of Mr. Pregnant prank calling the cops.
